Monday, September 16, 2019

Spirit Tracks: Rabbitland Rescue

As the Spirit Train pulls out of the Tower, it’s attacked by a couple Bullbos [1]. Unlike the Moinks, they’re not deterred by the train’s whistle, forcing an unplanned stop in Castle Town for repairs [2]. Upon arrival, Link has a letter from Alfonso, who’s recovered enough that he’s ready to go back to Aboda Village. Talking to Link about the quest, he says that the rails are going to get unsafe quickly, and he has an idea for an upgrade.

After the return trip to Aboda, Alfonso leaves to take some time to work on the Spirit Train. Link heads to his home to say hi to Niko. Link’s palace guard disguise reminds Niko of the older Link, which reminds Niko of a favor he wanted to ask. Back when he was younger, Niko enjoyed traveling the world, and places across New Hyrule have stations with stamps to record travels. Niko loved the stamps, but only got a book to collect them in after he settled down. He gives the book to Link and asks him to collect stamps for him. Up until now I didn’t realize how much I liked Niko, but something about this scene, and his bond with both Links he’s known, clicked.

When Link returns to the train station, Alfonso wheels the Spirit Train out from the trainhouse. He’s added a new car to the train – a cannon. With the cannon, Link can blow through boulders and hostile wildlife, and shooting the Dark Trains enough disables them for a few moments. It can also destroy boulders along the tracks, or the road warning signs that Link ignores anyway. (Shooting Moinks is a bad idea – they’ll clear off peacefully to the whistle, but they’re pretty well invincible and will retaliate if fired at. So they’re rail cuccos.)

There are four stamps Link can get right now. The first is in Aboda Village. (In fairness to Niko, I’m going to assume he’d rather have an empty book than one with just the stamp from his home village.) Then in Whittleton, in a separate area to the north. Whittleton has a bunch of leaves scattered around, and Link can blow them away to farm treasures. Number three is at the forest sanctuary, and the last one is in the Forest Temple, buried under a bunch of the poison gas.

To make sure Link gets the cannon before heading to the Snow Realm, there’s a rockslide covering the tracks to the west, and Link has to blast his way through. Not long after, he comes to an unmarked station called Rabbitland Rescue. Zelda sums it up: “Well, this is an odd place.” There’s lots of room for rabbits, but only a couple hanging around the area’s human inhabitant, Bunnio. Bunnio wears a black rabbit hood, a T-shirt about three sizes too small, and a bunny tail. He’s also got a large pair of front teeth that I’m assuming are fake, but I don’t know.

Bunnio gives Link a net to catch rabbits he sees while driving around the Spirit Tracks. To catch them, he’ll first need to make sure they’re there by blowing the whistle, then gently lure them out of hiding by blasting the rock they’re hiding behind with the cannon. Then there’s a short window of the rabbit hopping around and Link trying to catch it in the net before the rabbit hops off and escapes. This game took a long time for me to get the hang of because there’s a fairly significant delay between poking the screen and the net falling, so I had to guess where the rabbit was going, and I was trying to catch it where it was instead. The second complication is for some reason there seemed to be a small offset between where I was poking and where the net actually fell. Anyway, I found four rabbits along the currently available tracks in the Forest Realm, including one up by the Forest Temple that would have been nice to get the same trip up there for the stamp, but oh, well.

Next: Quick travel (allegedly), Anouki logic puzzles, giant monsters, evil snowmen, and another fire/ice boss.

[1] The proper name for the Bulblins’ boar mounts in Twilight Princess. I just never bothered to check if they had smeerp names.
[2] How does this work? In Phantom Hourglass, Linebeck stayed with the ship to patch it up while Link went and quested, but the only permanent guest Link has is a ghost who comes with him. It works for Castle Town, which probably has a repair service, but I’ve got to scratch my head at Rabbitland.

Friday, September 13, 2019

Spirit Tracks: Black Trains

For a short while between restoring the Spirit Tracks and completing the first dungeon, Link had the tracks all to himself, but they wouldn’t have put learning to navigate around other trains in the tutorial if it weren’t going to be a needed skill. Now, the trains are back, and as Link approaches Castle Town, they become possessed by demonic spirits, turning into Dark Trains that patrol the tracks. Zelda suggests staying away from them, and that would seem to be the best option. When they get close to Link, the music switches from the high adventure rail-riding theme to a harsh train in danger theme, and if they hit the Spirit Train, it’s game over.

In Castle Town, a woman who resembles Jolene is running a game called Take ‘Em All On! This game resembles the Savage Labyrinth and Cave of Ordeals, with a few differences. First, when you play the game, you win or you die [1]. There is no middle ground. (I.e., there are no checkpoints where the game lets you chicken out and go back to the surface.) There are also absolutely no healing items in the game, only what potions Link brings with him. The good news is the game’s shorter than the challenge dungeons; to make up for this, there are three levels of difficulty, each intended to challenge Link at the point in his adventure where they open. This first version has ten floors of easy enemies from the overworld and the Forest Temple, concluding with a rematch against Stagnox. The two worst floors are probably the one with lots of rats and bubbles and the one with two Mothulas. It costs 50 rupees to play, and the reward is a heart container the first time, and a treasure piece on later tries [2].

The Tower of Spirits shows more refinements from the Temple of the Ocean King this visit. Link doesn’t have to go through every level of the Tower again; the central staircase leads to the new set of levels that will lead to the next rail map. That’s not to say there’s no reason to revisit old levels – there’s a conspicuous chunk of the new levels that Link can’t get to on this visit, so there’s some incentive to come back and explore and probably get more treasure.

The central mechanic of this visit to the Tower is that the Phantoms are fireproof. Learning this is a key part of getting the Tears of Light, as there’s a flame jet that Link can only pass when a Phantom’s blocking it. After he gets the three Tears and stuns one of the Phantoms, Zelda takes over and can block the flame jets herself so Link can pass or walk through lava. While in the lava, Phantom Zelda can hunch over so that Link can ride on her shield and then carry him across. (Link riding Zelda isn’t limited to lava – he just needs to get to higher ground than her to jump on.) He’s not necessarily safe riding on Phantom Zelda’s back: there are some flame jets set at a higher height to blast Link off if he’s not careful.

Phantom Zelda’s combat abilities get explored here, too. A puzzle on the fifth floor involves a Spinut that runs from Link or Zelda and has to be trapped between the two of them and run down. On the sixth floor, a Geozard appears, and with Link without a boomerang to stun it from behind, Phantom Zelda’s got to distract it while Link sneaks up to attack. And the two tricks come together with Miniblins mounted on Armos; Link can either try to fight them from Zelda’s back, or blow them off their mount with the whirlwind and defeat them on foot.

Finally, Link and Zelda retrieve the second rail map, revealing tracks in the Snow Realm. Anjean says the next Lokomo is named Steem, and Link and Zelda set out to find him.

Next: Two new collection sidequests!

[1] Link may be spared actually dying and brought back to the entrance and forfeit his entry fee. I don’t know. It hasn’t happened to me and doesn’t seem to be the thing that gets posted to YouTube.
[2] Playing the game again made me realize something that I had managed to overlook in Phantom Hourglass because it was so easy: there are no healing fairies in either game. Purple potions take the place of bottled fairies, but as far as I know there’s no place to go to get instantly healed back up to full.

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Spirit Tracks: Gage

With the new rail map, the player can pre-draw the course for the train to take, removing the need for navigation at junctions. With the Spirit Tracks only freshly restored, other trains haven’t had a chance to start roaming yet, so Link can head straight for his destination. The first destination is Whittleton, a village about halfway between Aboda and the castle. Zelda decides there are likely bugs in the village, and she doesn’t like bugs, so she decides to stay with the train, only to realize she’s better off with Link to protect her from the bugs.

The village chief thanks Link for bringing back the Spirit Tracks, and points him toward Gage – down the one path branch that leads away from both Aboda and the castle. That might not have been hard to guess, but the path is through the Lost Woods, so Link needs to learn the secret to navigating it. The two hints the locals can give are to listen to the trees except for one that has no sense of direction and watch the tree branches. The resulting puzzle is fairly intuitive: Before each junction in the Lost Woods, there’s a tree with a prominent branch pointing in one direction. So, Link needs to follow the branches, except for the one he was warned about, where he needs to go the other way.

After passing through the Lost Woods, Link arrives at the Forest Sanctuary. There are a couple puzzles Link has to solve to enter the sanctuary – first running bomb flowers to get through barriers, then identifying which statues in a ring are facing one another. Then Link finds Gage, who explains more about the Lokomo songs to restore the tracks to the Forest Temple. He and Link each have a part to play on their instruments, and so it’s time for Link to learn to play the Spirit Flute. The player needs to use the stylus to slide the flute so the right pipe is centered, then blow into the microphone. Link’s part in the duet is fairly simple, and needs to follow each of Gage’s parts. The tricky part here is learning to coordinate moving the flute and blowing into the microphone. Once the duet is completed, there’s a cutscene of Link and Gage playing together, then the rails to the temple are restored.

As Link leaves the Forest Sanctuary, Zelda notes that a stone is emitting notes, like the howling stones of Twilight Princess. It teaches Link a song he can play on the flute, and once it’s successfully played, the stone blasts off like a rocket, leaving behind a gossip stone. The gossip stone says the song is the Song of Awakening (but it sounds nothing like the Ballad of the Wind Fish), and it can be used to wake up gossip stones and possibly other things. The way to the Forest Temple passes through a long section of forest, and in this section Skulltulas drop down to block the path, but they’ll still flee from the train’s whistle.

Before entering the dungeon proper, there’s another song stone, this one to teach Link the Song of Healing (no relation to the one from Majora’s Mask). It summons a fairy, who agrees to come if called, once, in the proper areas like a dungeon or the Tower of Spirits. So it’s like an extra potion. Inside the temple, there’s a bunch of purple poisonous gas. There are insect enemies called Vengas that leave behind more gas. After the first Vengas encounter, Link gets a way to dispel the gas, the treasure item, the Whirlwind. The Whirlwind is a small fan that works more or less like the Gust Jar from Minish Cap, only it’s operated by the player blowing into the microphone.

As with most of the dungeons of Phantom Hourglass, the rest of the dungeon after getting the Whirlwind is a tutorial on various uses – in addition to blowing away the gas, it can operate windmills and blow items across gaps. Miniboss fights return to the series with this dungeon, with a Mothula that shoots Bubbles at Link. Link needs to use the Whirlwind to blow the Bubble back and stun the Mothula, then finish it off with his sword. And there’s another new enemy, Blastworms, which curl up into a ball and explode after being hit, and Link can direct their explosion where he needs it with the Whirlwind.

There’s a new wrinkle with the Boss Key: As soon as Link grabs it, Key Masters appear and try to separate Link from the key, then return the key to its resting place. (The obvious comparison here is the Zant’s Hands from Twilight Princess.) To avoid them, Link has to walk on a specific path from the key’s resting place to the lock. After a room with a portal to the dungeon entrance and heart refills, Link ascends to the top of the temple to fight the boss.

The boss is Stagnox, Armored Colossus, a giant flying stag beetle. Its weak point is its giant pulsing tail end, which is surrounded by poisonous gas, and that is not a sentence I’m mature enough to write without giggling. There are two phases to this fight. In the first, Link has to circle around Stagnox, made easier by the long windup on its big attack, and blow the gas off its tail, then attack. After enough of this, Stagnox takes to the air and drops a few Blastworms on the arena, and Link needs to blow the Blastworms at Stagnox when it charges. This causes Stagnox to crash with its tail facing Link, allowing him to pummel it.

Once Stagnox is gone, it leaves behind a heart container and a Force Gem. A pedestal rises to house the Force Gem, bringing back more Spirit Tracks, and one of the blocks of levels of the Spirit Temple rejoins the base.

Next: There’s a long black train coming down the line…

Monday, September 9, 2019

Spirit Tracks: Anjean

Link wakes up in a bed in the castle, with Zelda’s mentor, Teacher, watching over him and Alfonzo. Alfonzo’s hurt and says taking care of Zelda is now up to Link. Teacher’s been wondering what the hubbub is all about. Link tries to explain it to him, but when he realizes that Link’s saying Zelda’s been kidnapped, his first instinct is to run and tell Zelda. So he’s useless. As Link leaves the room where he was recovering, he sees the ball of light that flew out of Zelda – it’s Zelda’s spirit, who’s trying to get the guards to help her but they can’t see her. Link follows her to her bedroom.

Having someone who can see her lifts Zelda’s mood a little, and she goes from apologizing to Link for getting him hurt, to wondering how she never realized Cole was evil, to talking to herself wondering what’s going on. She decides she still needs to get back to the Tower of Spirits, and asks Link to take the Spirit Flute, the pan pipes she was playing earlier. There’s one more thing – with the Spirit Tracks gone and Alfonzo’s train wrecked, they have to go to the Tower of Spirits on foot. And, of course, the way is filled with monsters, and the guard won’t let Link out without a sword. Link asks the guard captain for a sword, which comes with a tutorial on how to use it for people who didn’t play Phantom Hourglass. (Fortunately, the actual directions are skippable.) Link can also return to the shop in town to buy a shield.

Immediately outside the back exit of the castle, Link finds a field overrun with new enemies, evil nuts called Spinuts. There’s a guard out here who’s having trouble keeping them at bay, and he points to where the tunnel used to be before it got caved in. But, of course, when God closes a door, he gives Link a bomb to blow it back open. The tunnel is a basic dungeoneering tutorial: returning enemies (Keese and ChuChus), switches, blocks, keys and locked doors, and a simple puzzle. There’s one last bit of fun, revealing that Zelda is terrified of rats.

Inside the Tower of Spirits, Link and Zelda find a train, and finally meet the sage of the tower, Anjean. Anjean pokes fun at Zelda’s ghostly state, before revealing that she was friends with one of her ancestors – probably Tetra, from the way she’s talking. She moves on to talking about more pressing matters: Cole’s actions have weakened the seals on the Demon King, Malladus. She’s doing what she can to hold him back, but it’s a losing fight. The other big revelation is that Cole will need a suitable host for Malladus’ spirit: Zelda’s body. Hearing this, Zelda flips the pancake out.

Anjean lays out the quest: Zelda’s body and Malladus’ spirit are at the top of the tower. To get there, stop the release, and recover Zelda’s body, the spirit tracks need to be restored by recovering maps to the four temples and clearing them out. So, Zelda goes to Link, telling him to get on with it. “I will wait for you here. That’s what princesses have always done. From what I understand, it’s kind of a family tradition.” It’s a funny scene, even without Zelda’s mocking her predecessors, because of how frantic Zelda is throughout it all (and Link’s expression, once we see his face after Zelda’s tirade). But, as it turns out, she won’t be sitting on the sidelines this time: Link can’t make it through the tower alone, Anjean’s using all her power to hold back Malladus, Alfonzo is injured, and bringing someone else in is going to take too long. So… Zelda’s going to be Link’s companion for this adventure. That’s awesome, and it’s about damned time.

The Tower of Spirits is clearly the successor to the Temple of the Ocean King. It’s a central location with the maps to the dungeons, it has Phantoms and safe zones. There are some key differences: It’s not timed (so the Phantoms will presumably try to kill Link directly, rather than draining his time), and Anjean explains that Link can power up his sword with Tears of Light to fight back against the Phantoms a little. However, when he tries it, it only stuns the Phantom for a little bit; the Phantom recovers and attacks, but the attack is stopped short when Zelda gets close to the Phantom and displaces the spirit inside, possessing it herself.

Phantom Zelda has purple highlights on her armor, the Triforce crest on the back, and glowing pink eyes. She’s not thrilled about being in the Phantom, but realizes it can be useful, and strikes a heroic pose before the two of them continue up the tower. The rest of the tower is learning to control Link and Phantom Zelda in tandem – it works like when Link was sneaking Zelda out of the castle. Only now, it’s Link who has to remain out of sight while Zelda can distract the Phantoms. She can kill enemies with her sword, hit switches, and walk over spikes… but she’s still terrified of rats, so Link has to kill them.

On the third floor, Zelda is driven out of the Phantom, and Link’s sword loses its power. The two find the first rail map, causing some of the Spirit Tracks to reappear. That’s as far as they’ll get right now, so they return to the tower lobby. Anjean points out the temple on the map, but the Tracks don’t reach it yet. She tells Link and Zelda to look for her people, the Lokomos, starting with the forest sage, Gage. By playing the Lokomos’ sacred instruments – including the Spirit Flute – they’ll be able to restore the tracks and visit the temples. She also lets them take the Spirit Train, so they hop aboard and head off.

Next: Link gets an item to blow gas away from a bug's butt.

Friday, September 6, 2019

Spirit Tracks: Off the Rails

The guards in Hyrule Castle wear uniforms reminiscent of the classic hero’s tunic, probably a relic of the Hero of Winds’ bond with Tetra. The guards outside let Link past, although they comment Link’s a little younger than normal for an engineer. Inside, the guard watching the staircase to the throne room, where the ceremony is supposed to take place, doesn’t listen to Link at all and tells him to go away. The matter is cleared up when Chancellor Cole, an evil leprechaun with two top hats worn on the sides of his head, shows up. He’s also bemused by Link’s youth, and doesn’t think much of the ceremony because the Spirit Tracks are disappearing, but he has the guard move out of the way so that Link can get to his ceremony.

Cole is much less helpful during the actual ceremony, objecting when Link looks up at Zelda as she stands in front of him, and interrupting the ceremony to tell her to get a move on, which actually seems counterproductive. Anyway, Zelda presents Link with the royal engineer certificate; Link promptly abandons decorum to strike the Item Get pose, which Cole surprisingly lets go without comment. Zelda also passes him a note, tells him to read it later, and warns him about Cole. As Cole leaves, he tells Link to “go polish [his] train or something,” ending with an evil grin and saying the train will be useless soon.

Zelda’s note asks Link to come visit her in her room as soon as he can, and gives him a route which will let him avoid being seen by the guards. Following the instructions, Link finds his way to Zelda’s room and finds her playing a pan flute. She greets him, then explains why she needs his help: As Cole said, the Spirit Tracks are disappearing, and she suspects that something has happened at the Tower of Spirits to cause it. So, she wants him to take her there so she can investigate. There’s supposed to be a sage at the Tower who can help her.

Of course, it’s not so simple. Chancellor Cole doesn’t want Zelda investigating so he forbids her to leave the palace under the pretense of protecting her. So Link needs to sneak Zelda out of the castle first. To help with this, she gives him a guard recruit uniform – i.e., the classic green tunic – as a disguise. The stealth escort mission is actually pretty fun, with the player controlling Link’s movements but able to have Zelda wait behind or follow a route they draw. Link can be spotted, and can talk to guards to draw their attention away from where Zelda’s walking. The only frustration is trying to quickly get to a safe spot can leave Zelda behind to be spotted.

Sneaking Zelda out of the castle delayed Link’s return to the train station, but Alfonzo sort of understands when he sees Zelda there. Alfonzo used to be in the castle guard and a renowned swordsman, but he’s retired and now he’s just an engineer. However, Zelda wants his help in case something happens at the Tower of Spirits, and he can’t refuse her. The train is barely out of the station when the track it was on disappears, and Link manages to keep the train from toppling over. Alfonzo points toward the Tower of Spirits, which is surrounded by dark clouds and lightning and eventually just sort of falls apart. The foundation and entrance are left intact, but the higher levels have broken off and end up floating above the base. Above the ruined tower, black smoke billows from a portal, and one stream of it comes out in the form of a demonic black train that buzzes over Link and Zelda’s heads.

Cole shows up to confront Zelda, and reveals that he’s a demon of some sort – the purpose of the hats was to hide his horns. (They don’t look big enough to actually do the job.) Zelda’s trip forced him to accelerate his timetable, but he seems relieved to no longer have to pretend to be human. He’s joined by Byrne, a man in black with a large clawed hand, and says now that the tracks are gone, all he needs is something from Zelda. Alfonzo tries to protect her, but Byrne outmatches him, and swats Link out of the way when he tries to stand in his way. Then Cole zaps Zelda; a ball of light leaves her body and flies off to Hyrule Castle. Link tries to get up, but can only watch helplessly as Byrne carries Zelda’s body off before he passes out.

Next: Let’s try that again, shall we?

Wednesday, September 4, 2019

Spirit Tracks: Introduction and Story

Technology continues to march on. No, not the DS, that’s the same as in Phantom Hourglass (although I’m playing on a New 2DS XL, but still, the same one I played Phantom Hourglass on). In Wind Waker, Link had a sailboat. In Phantom Hourglass, he had a steamboat. Now, he’s got a train. That’s as good a segue as I’m going to get to the list of things I know about Spirit Tracks going in:
  • It’s a sequel to Wind Waker and Phantom Hourglass.
  • Instead of a boat, Link now has a train.
  • Zelda is, or becomes, a ghost at some point (Hyrule Warriors: “Spirit Princess of Hyrule”). In this form, she can possess suits of armor. Actually, looking at the box art, that kind of looks like a Phantom.
  • One of the items in the game is the Sand Wand. Based on the Hyrule Warriors weaponized version, I’d guess it’s like the Cane of Somaria only the block is made of sand instead of magic. Or maybe it summons trains.
Story

“This is a tale from long ago. It’s the tale of the first settlers of this land. In the beginning, the people followed the spirits of good, and all was peaceful. But that era of peace soon came to an end.
“The evil Demon King rose to power, destroying everything in his path. The spirits of good had no choice but to face him in battle.
“The war that ensued seemed to last an eternity, and much blood was shed. Finally the spirits subdued the Demon King, though they could not destroy him. Their powers were greatly depleted.
“With their remaining power, they buried the Demon King’s spirit in the ground. They built shackles to imprison him, and a tower that acted as a lock. These shackles cover the land to this day.
“With their power drained, the spirits of good returned to the heavens. Suddenly bereft of both demons and spirits, this land was entrusted to us.”


Unsaid in this is that this is the land the Hyrulean people found to call home. (Also Hyrule, even if it’s not the one buried under the Great Sea.) A discussion with a man at the train station in Castle Town draws a firmer link between the Demon Lord’s shackles and the rails that cover the land, and the rails have apparently been there since before the Hyruleans came to New Hyrule, so those “first settlers” are people who were there beforehand.

Once again, the backstory is narrated and illustrated by Niko, only a lot of time has gone by, because he’s now an old man. He’s telling the story to his roommate, Link. Only, because it’s the start of the game, Link has fallen asleep during the story, and Niko’s irritated. Link’s mentor, Alfonzo – who resembles Gonzo of Tetra’s crew – comes in and shakes Link awake. This version of Link is an apprentice engineer, and he’s supposed to be graduating today, meeting Princess Zelda at the ceremony. Link’s hometown, Aboda Village, has the obvious tutorial stuff. Link gets taught to pick up rocks, roll into trees (rolling is now done by double tapping the screen, much easier) and run away from bees, getting rewarded with rupees and a treasure for his efforts. Finally, he reports to Alfonzo at the train station.

Link gets to drive the train from Aboda Village to Castle Town, setting up the tutorial for driving the train. (It’s got a time limit of five minutes, but that’s really not a concern). The train moves on its own, but Link can adjust the gear (there’s four: fast, slow, stop, and reverse). As he approaches junctions, Link has to choose which direction the train will go. There are two types of hazards on this trip. First and simplest, moinks (pigs whose colors and markings look like Holstein cows – moo + oink?) will wander onto the train track and Link has to blow the whistle to scare them off. More troublesome, there are other trains on the tracks, and they’re incapable of avoiding Link’s train, so Link has to avoid them. Despite the hearts, one train crash sends Link back to his village to be yelled at by Alfonzo. As the train nears Castle Town, Alfonzo points out the Tower of Spirits, the “lock” on the Demon Lord’s shackles. The player has to manually stop the train at the station, which makes sense but was a bit of a shock.

In Castle Town, Link finds the man at the station who clarifies some of the things from the introduction; he also mentions that once Link graduates he’ll be able to carry stuff around and give people rides. The mailbox is bouncing to indicate Link’s got a letter. The postman – similar to the one from Phantom Hourglass, only without wings so he runs to the mailbox imitating a train. The post office has had complaints in the years between games, so the postman no longer violates mail privacy by reading the letters aloud, and instead just gives Link the letter to read from the menu at his convenience. The letter is, once again, from the postmaster, essentially as a test of the mail service and encouraging Link to be nice to the postman. There’s not a whole lot else to do right now, so Link heads into the castle for his graduation ceremony.

Next: Lightning and towers is a bad sign.

Monday, September 2, 2019

Phantom Hourglass: Bellum

Bellum is a giant blobby creature with a prominent eye and five tendrils, each of which has a pad with an eye at the end. The first phase has Bellum in an ooze bath occasionally spitting ooze at Link. Link uses the grappling hook to remove the ooze from Bellum, and eventually pulls Bellum over for a chance to whack his eye. After enough damage, Bellum rises from the ooze bath and Link has to run up stairs to the upper levels of the arena to shoot the eyes on the tendrils, which are holding Bellum up. After all the eyes are down, Bellum falls back to the ooze pit. The cycle repeats with Bellum going up one more level, and this time when he falls, he spits out a ball of energy.

That ball of energy turns out to be Ciela’s missing memories and powers. It turns out she’s not just the spirit of courage, but time as well. Oshus contacts her, but with her memory back, she knows what to do herself. When Link returns to the lowest level to resume fighting Bellum, Bellum comes out of the ooze pit and starts zipping around unpredictably. Ciela has a counter: she creates Phantom Spheres with let Link use the Phantom Hourglass’ power to stop time. (The player has to draw an hourglass in the box that pops up – without the game being paused, so I was basically frantically scribbling and hoping it was close enough.) With time stopped, Link can pound Bellum’s eye until Bellum loses control, eventually falling into the ooze pit and apparently exploding.

With Bellum defeated, the temple (or maybe just the boss room) begins collapsing, and Link and Ciela are nearly crushed. Oshus, with some of his power restored, teleports them to Linebeck’s ship, where Link appears directly above Linebeck and falls onto him. Oshus had also used some of his power to restore Tetra; when she recovers, she thanks Link, Ciela, and Linebeck (after he draws attention to himself) for saving her. Link’s starting at Tetra with a giant goofy smile the whole time, and just as they reach for each other, Bellum reaches out through a portal in the ceiling and grabs Tetra.

Everyone goes outside to see Bellum heading toward the ghost ship with Tetra. He possesses the ship, starting a naval combat sequence between the ghost ship and the SS Linebeck. The ghost ship’s covered in eyes, giving Link a place to shoot. After enough hits, the Ghost Ship begins to sink, giving Link and company a chance to head over and check things out. (Before that happens, Linebeck or Ciela prompts the player to save.) As they come over, Bellum rises, still holding Tetra, and flies into the ghost ship’s mast, knocking it over onto the Linebeck, sinking it with Oshus still aboard. While everyone’s looking at that, Bellum grabs Link as well, fortunately knocking the Phantom Sword loose in the process. Linebeck takes the sword and stabs one of Bellum’s remaining tentacles, causing him to drop Link and Tetra. It doesn’t work so well for him, because Bellum starts wrapping him up instead, but with his last bit of strength, he throws the Phantom Sword back to Link.

Bellum possesses Linebeck, turning him into a Phantom with Bellum’s body on the back. When Link stops time to try to hit Bellum’s eye, he finds it closed, so Ciela tries to get close to see it (the view on the DS’ top screen), but gets grabbed by Bellum. When Link wins a blade lock with Bellumbeck, Ciela is knocked free for a few seconds, long enough to toss a Phantom Sphere to Link. Then Link waits for the eye to be open, stops time, and runs around to hit the eye. (Bellumbeck has a spin attack that Link can counter with a spin attack of his own leading to a blade lock. Very cool.) After enough hits, Bellum separates from Linebeck and explodes into golden sand, which Link absorbs into his sword as the skies lighten up.

Linebeck comes to and apologizes to Link for what happened; Link’s gracious, and even Ciela has kind words for him for once. Then everyone remembers Oshus, but it’s okay – the sand leaves the Phantom Sword and returns Oshus to his natural form: a giant whale, who leaps from the sea, splashing the big piece of the ghost ship everyone’s standing on. (Link stays upright. Linebeck gets swept off his feet.) He thanks everyone for their good work, and remembers his promise to Linebeck, who only wants his ship back. Ciela’s shocked, and Linebeck grabs her and starts trying to pull her apart by the wings. I think it’s meant to be funny, but yikes.

The Ocean King has one last thing to reveal: His world is separate from Link and Tetra’s. They’ll have to return to their world, while he and the spirits stay in his. Ciela says her goodbyes to Linebeck and Link, and the credits roll, with illustrations of Link’s adventures like Niko’s drawings from the beginning. After the credits, Link and Tetra wake up on the considerably more intact ghost ship in their world as Tetra’s ship pulls up alongside it. They return to Tetra’s ship, and Tetra yells at the crew for taking so long to find them. They say it’s only been ten minutes, and whatever adventures… oh, it’s Link’s Awakening all over again. Except the ghost ship disappears, and as Tetra and her crew debate, Link finds the now-empty Phantom Hourglass in his pocket, and looks out to see and sees the SS Linebeck sailing away.

The touchscreen controls were natural and mostly easy to pick up (never got the hang of rolling, but it was only useful for knocking rupees out of trees). I’ll admit I didn’t think I’d like the Temple of the Ocean King much (or at least would get sick of it), but as I said earlier, it’s well done. Unfortunately, that’s more than I can say for most of the rest of the dungeons, which were unmemorable and the game’s weakest point. I’d put Phantom Hourglass somewhere alongside the Oracle games overall.